did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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