office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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