i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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