Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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