Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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