i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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