I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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