My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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