I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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