Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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