No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
love makes seman taste better
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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