nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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