I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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