At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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