oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So squirting runs in the family.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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