is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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