Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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