Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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