I didn't shave. On purpose
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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