I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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