69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
try to milk me bitch
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