girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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Floor bacon is actually really good
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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