no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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