Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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