We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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