my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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