Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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