Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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