just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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