honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
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we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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