Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
