Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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