Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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