She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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