real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
tell me about the fingering
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