we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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