I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided