Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are