i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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