I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
God I need to hump something, right now.
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