Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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