you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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