Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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