you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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