Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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