Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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