After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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