And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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