i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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