Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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