Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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