You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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