good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
