That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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