No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ugly people sure do ruin things
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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